Credit crunch? Pah. We're immune from that. How are we going to prove it? Not just by throwing ?50 notes on the fire with our Money to Burn Firelighters. We're going a step further and holding our doors open with gold bars. With a net weight of 1000g, this blinged up accessory is guaranteed to prop open even especially hefty doors. And if people seem to be overlooking your poignant piece of decor, you can also use it as a paper weight. Simply put a pile of spreadsheets on the boss's desk and keep them in place with a super shiny gold bar, proving how much money you're making for the company. Naturally.

Own 1 Gram of 24 Carat Gold Bullion You can give the gift of Gold or collect it for yourself with this 24 Carat solid gold mini bullion bar. For generations gold has been the world's most important commodity and is traded around the world through the various precious metal exchanges. Each bar is individually sealed and contains the original signed certificate that it was issued with from the gold refinery. For most of us buying a slab of gold would seem unachievable, but now you can, even if it is only in a small way! PLEASE NOTE: This is a genuine slab of 24 carat solid gold weighing 1 gram Product spec: 1 (one) Gram Gold Bar from Istanbul Gold Refinery. It is 999.9 Pure / Fine Gold and 100% authentic. 999.9/1000 Pure Gold Size: 9mm x 15mm. Hologram on the back. Individually Sealed in Plastic. Certificate of issue from the refinery Please allow 7 days for delivery

You can never have too much bling around the house and the Gold Bullion Door Stop is just the thing to show off your extravagant side. No longer will you have to prop doors open with a drab piece of wood, use a piece of sheer opulence instead. Whilst it does look cunningly realistic it's obviously not actually made out of gold, but it will certainly turn some heads when people see it keeping the kitchen door open.